The Grand X-Periment Day 30

10/30/11

80) Jump the Shark- Season 9, Episode 15- By this time, the show knew it was over. Duchovny was gone and the series just wasn't going to survive without him. Finally watching the "Threads of the Mythology" documentary that was spread throughout the DVDs, I learned two interesting things: everyone hated Duchovny for making them leave Canada and that, if the show had gone on, it would have been without Mulder or Scully and not been about aliens anymore. How is that even the same show?

At any rate, this episode served as a way of tying up the Lone Gunmen TV show (itself cancelled the year before). Apparently, Morris Fletcher (Michael McKean of Dreamland fame) popped up in one of their episodes to con them into finding a girl they knew as Eve. Well, he pops back up here and cons them again.

The actual story is about bio-terrorism and men with shark body parts grafted into them. For a final Monster of the Week (at least for me) it was pretty odd. Timmy (the character clearly killed in the Three of a Kind episode) pops back up with no explanation. The Gunmen apparently had an "intern" on their show who filled the "classic handsome guy" requirement and he comes back.

The weird thing about the entire episode is that, like most Lone Gunmen eps, this one is mostly light-hearted and whimsical. When it comes time to kill off all three of them, it hits a really sour note and seems needlessly cruel. These are the comic relief characters and the exposition providers...not vital cogs in the war against alien invasion. This just seemed like an instance of breaking one's toys so that they can't be used again.

81) William- Season 9, Episode 16- This one was co-written and directed by Duchovny and features a nice fake out. A scarred man is caught breaking into the X-Files office to steal Samantha Mulder's file. Doggett believes the man is Fox Mulder feigning a new identity to avoid getting killed by the powers that be. Scully does not believe it is Fox. In the middle of all this, William (Scully and Mulder's baby) is thrown into the spotlight.

All the drama and melodrama that went into this one actually results in a nice pay-off (even if it is a cheat). After a DNA test reveals that the scarred man is a match for Mulder, we find out that it is really Jeffrey "Cancer Man's son" Spender. It seems Spender survived being shot in the face by his father and was subjected to gruesome experiments that left him disfigured. He is on a bit of a Krycek kick and is trying to ruin everything his father has done to precipitate the alien invasion.

Spender injects William with that same metal that kills Super Soldiers, thus robbing him of his powers somehow. No longer able to be the keystone in the prophecies, William is still in danger because no one will believe he is no longer special. At the end, Scully sends the baby to live with another family in order to protect him. Man, two downers in a row...I'm sure the finale will be all rainbows and sunshine.

82) The Truth- Season 9, Episode 19 or 19 and 20 depending on who you believe- This is it, the double sized last episode. The show has been very careful to close up loose threads and resolve long standing plotlines. This one is all about Mulder.

Mulder comes into conflict with...sigh...Knowle Rohrer and seemingly murders him in front of a whole mess of government employees. Mulder is arrested, tortured and put on trial in a military court for his very life. Skinner is the defense attorney and Kersh (along with Charles Widmore) is one of the five FBI judges listening to his case.

Throughout the trial, Scully, Spender, Marita C., Gibson and every other living supporting character is marched through to basically recap the entire series and explain what everything has to do with everything else. The move from Shapeshifters to Super Soldiers is still never really explained but most everything is as I had figured...

Aliens are the first life on earth but they die out in the Ice Age. The black oil lurks within the ground and can infect living organisms. It can control you or, if it incubates long enough, can transform you into a monster alien and then a shapeshifting gray. There is a metal on Earth (magnatite?) that can harm aliens and it is the high concentration of such that made a UFO crash in Roswell in 1947 (why 40 other UFOs have crashed since, I have no idea). The government killed the aliens and stole their technology. In the 1970s, the aliens make contact with the men who would become the conspiracy. They make a deal, the aliens will spare the conspirators if they make a slave race of alien/human hybrids. Bill Mulder and Cancer Man were involved with this. All the conspirators have to turn over a family member to gain the aliens' trust so Cancer Man gives up his wife and, since Mulder won't choose, his daughter (Samantha) is chosen for him. The conspirators and the Russians are in an arms race to find a vaccine that will counteract the effects of the Black Oil. Rebel aliens (who have altered themselves to avoid the oil) killed the conspirators and the aliens are scrapping the whole cloning/abduction program. Other men fill the void of the conspiracy and the whole new invasion plan seems to hinge on turning people into super soldiers or something.

All throughout the trial, Mulder gets helped by the ghosts of X, Krycek and the Lone Gunmen. X even provides information to Mulder that he otherwise would not have been able to get. This continues the show's spiritualism and the idea that the invasion can be defeated by a higher power. If the story is ever concluded, it will end up with love conquering all, I promise.

Scully finds out that the body the military has produced isn't even Rohrer. Without the alleged victim, it would seem Mulder should go free. However, he is railroaded and sentenced to death by lethal injection. Skinner, Doggett and Kersh break him out and tell him to take Scully and skip the country. Instead, he goes to New Mexico and confronts the "wise man of the hills" who sent him to the secret base where he fought with Rohrer. Of course, it turns out to be Cancer Man (his family is hard to kill). He forces Mulder to admit in front of Scully that Mulder has seen the date the alien invasion is to begin...December 22, 2012. Sound familiar? It would be super sweet to get the last movie released on that day.

Doggett and Reyes get to kill Rohrer once and for all. Black helicopters blow up Cancer Man (and we see the flesh being melted off his skull just to prove that this time he is really dead). Apparently on the lam, Mulder and Scully recreate their hotel room scene from the Pilot but end this time in an embrace, with Mulder agreeing that there is hope out there.

All told, this story did not get resolved. The aliens are out there. Charles Widmore is deep in the FBI. Kersh, Skinner, Doggett and Reyes are in danger from having aided Mulder and Scully. Mulder and Scully are on the run. Apparently, the next movie picked up with them being brought in to consult with the FBI on a monster of the week case and none of the mythology plot is resolved. Oh well.

It was a fun trip. For a show with lots of explosions and murders, it never felt like an action-oriented show. Perhaps because all the kills were so dispassionate and felt like housekeeping. For a horror show, it did produce some genuinely creepy moments. When the show delved into comedy, it was pure gold. As science fiction, of course, that was where it shined. In the documentary I watched, the writers talked about how ridiculous a show can sound if the characters are just babbling about aliens. They tried to keep things in the shadows and obscure. It was nice of them to lay everything out before they went off the air. With only three months lead time, they crafted a slightly more satisfying finale than Lost (and they knew where they were going for three years). Major conflicts were resolved, all the big name villains were done away with and the characters ended up in a mostly believable place. I ended up liking Doggett a lot. Reyes never really grew on me. The always endangered supporting cast was tons of fun. Altogether, this was a very entertaining show that got a little too convoluted for its own good. Once Mulder left, everything should have been pointed towards an end game.

Will we ever see a full-on attempt to stop the invasion? I kind of hope so. I think these characters still have some life in them.

Thanks for joining me on this grand experiment. It was mostly fun. There was some slogging to get through and, as I worked my way through the seasons, I realized there were other great episodes I was neglecting to focus on the mythology. Season Six remains the one with the highest number of episodes I love. Home was still the best standalone episode and Two Fathers, One Son remains my favorite mythology eps.

Join me next year for 12 months of such shenanigans.

Josh

The Grand X-Periment 29

10/29/11

77) Trust No 1- Season 9, Episode 6- This is one of the more clever ways to build an episode around your former main character who is no longer there. Scully gets drawn into a squabbling couple's lives only to find that they are part of an NSA project to spy on Scully's every move. Terry Quinn (AKA John Locke) continues the run of Lost guest stars that started with Mr. Friendly and ends with Charles Widmore next episode. Keep in mind, Quinn was in the X-Files movie. Rather than trying to explain that Michaud (the dude who blows up at the beginning of the movie) was a super soldier, Scully just acts like she has never seen him before. Were there just no other actors you could trust? For a show that likes to bring back characters 6 seasons apart, just assume we will remember a character from the movie, ok?

Anyway, Locke wants to draw out Mulder and dangles the bait of a list of Super Soldier names. Scully falls for it, arranging to meet Mulder on a train at midnight. A shoot out leads to the train not stopping, reports of a man jumping out and a nice scene where Doggett calls out "Mulder!" to a distant figure who stops and looks before running some more. The end result is that the Super Soldiers can be killed by some kind of lead that was present in the quarry. So, now there is a way to fight these convoluted menaces....yay.

The other big piece of news is that Locke taunts Scully with his knowledge of her sex life vis a vis Mulder. He confirms that the two of them did get it on so, just in case everyone was still wondering who the father of William is...this is just further spelling it out.

78 & 79) Provenance & Providence- Season 9, Episodes 9 & 10- Adding to the needlessly complex mythology is this little stinky chunk of crap storyline. So, we can all tell William the specialist little boy on earth. He can move his mobile with his mind. He also can commune with alien spaceships.

An undercover FBI agent is blown up sneaking into the US. He survives and tries to kill William. Scully shoots the shit out of him. Before long, he lays out an absurd prophecy in that there is a UFO cult who believes that William can either lead or repel and alien invasion. If Mulder is killed, he will lead the invasion but if Mulder lives, William will be against it. So, the FBI guy was trying to kill William because there is a rumor going around that Mulder is already dead. However, when the cult gets their hands on William, the cult leader demands proof that Mulder is dead. It is all confusing and stupid.

At first, the fate of the world rested with Mulder, now it rests with his offspring. Of course, the cult ends up killed by aliens as a kind of "we don't need your help on this one."

Gillian Anderson plays pissed off momma well. Doggett and Reyes get some nice moments. Cary Elwes slimes his way back and Kersh gets more tolerable (while Skinner descends further into uselessness). The religious component of the show keeps creeping back in. At first, we were told that lots of the writing we know as the Quran and the Bible are found on alien spaceships that are millions of years old, implying that they somehow originated religion and that there is no God. Krycek implies that the aliens want William dead because he represents a real miracle and, therefore, proof of a higher power than themselves. During this two parter, several of the heroes turn to Jesus for help and seem to get it.

I only remember a few things about the finale but something tells me that, if X-Files had gone on a few more years, we would have been watching a very touchy feely, Lost style of ending to this show. Oh well, tomorrow I finish all this noise and watch that damned documentary that should explain all these episodes.

The Grand X-periment Day 28

10/28/11

73 & 74) Essence & Existence- Season 8, Episodes 20 & 21- Although the whole enterprise is teetering on ridiculous, a couple of solid episodes like these can keep me locked into the mytharc. It proved to me that there is still a pretty big cast even without the conspirators running around.

Billy Miles is going around and killing OB/GYNs that were part of the conspiracy. I liked that, even though there is no more conspiracy, their projects are still running independently. Scully's pregnancy is looked at questionably again and it seems like everyone wants her fetus.

Adam Baldwin's Knowle Rohrer (who I called Noel because that is an actual name) proves to be in league with Billy and Krycek(!) who makes his final appearance here.
Using lies built within lies, the whole two episodes are designed to draw out Scully and her baby. Mulder keeps getting access to the FBI even though he is a civilian. He and Doggett, Reyes, Scully and Skinner are all scrambling to kill the unkillable Billy and Knowle.

Here we get introduced to the concept of the super soldier. In past episodes, the conspirators used the idea of the super soldier to throw doubt on the idea of human/alien hybrids. The same basic premise is used here. The "weird" explanation is that these guys are alien replicants and the "sane" explanation is that they are government designed terminators. This is the abduction storyline with a different twist. Are those aliens in the UFOs or Air Force pilots?

Unlike the alien bounty hunters, there is no way to kill a super soldier. So long as one piece of their vertebrae remain, they can rebuild themselves (ask Billy, who ended up in a garbage compactor). All of this confuses me since we were told earlier that Cassandra Spender was the end all of the experiments. Now, we have a completely different branch of experimenting coming to light with mutated ova used to produce alien babies in barren mothers.

So now we have the gene-spliced hybrid clones, the actual aliens, humans with access to their alien DNA (like Mulder and Gibson) and super soldiers who are somehow the product of more testing. Oh, and Scully's baby has magic powers and the aliens may be afraid of God.

The mythology is so convoluted and contradictory now that Scully and Mulder are messianic figures. Mulder can resist the black oil (remember that?) and Scully gives birth to a telekinetic baby (more on that in a minute). The backstory really isn't the satisfying part here, it is the payoff to long running plots.

The least interesting one was Knowle finally being outed to Doggett as evil and the resulting fight that ends with Knowle getting blown the hell up. Secondly, Skinner and Krycek have their ultimate showdown and the moment is kind of touching in that the writers finally remember that Krycek has one arm. Thirdly, we get pretty much a confirmation that the baby is Mulder's (which may explain why it is so special). The final shot of the episode is the freakin' kiss everyone has been waiting eight seasons for. This was meant to be Duchovny's swan song but, soon we will see, this show just can't live for long without him.

75 & 76) Nothing Important Happened Today Parts 1` & 2- Season 9, Episodes 1 & 2. The final season starts about 48 hours from the end of the last. Doggett believes Kersh is in with the aliens. Lucy Lawless is a super soldier killing water based researchers. Scully is home with her telekinetic baby and Mulder has vanished again. This leaves Reyes and Doggett to take over all the work.

Season 8 tried to pull off the old switcheroo but it didn't entirely succeed. The gender dynamics have flipped now with Reyes being Mulder and Doggett being Scully but Reyes is still too new to get a grip on. To flesh out the cast, Cary "Princess Bride" Elwes joins as the former romantic interest of Reyes with an eye towards screwing over Doggett just so Doggett and Reyes don't fall love. It is nice to get an officious jerk gumming up the works out of misguided romance rather than malevolent conspiracy. The other big reveal is that Kersh may be on the side of the angels.

While that last development is shocking, it poses a problem...where does Skinner fit in? With Cary Elwes holding up progress and Kersh secretly helping it along, Skinner has no power to help or hurt the X-Files anymore. There is a nice moment when Elwes let's Skinner off the hook. While Elwes and his men are chasing Doggett and Skinner, Skinner falls behind. Elwes says to him, "looks like we are both chasing the same man!" That was a nice little touch to show us that Elwes has no intention of screwing over anyone he doesn't see as a romantic rival.

The new, jazzy opening credits don't mention Duchovny for the first time. Anderson gets top billing and Mitch "Skinner" Pileggi gets his own title card. Adam Baldwin is getting set up as the big bad of the season. With Cancer Man gone from Season 8 and Krycek now pushing up the daisies, all of our old familiar villains are history. These episodes state that the US water supply is being altered so that women become more fertile and give birth to super soldiers. How all this fits in with the bees and the black oil, I have no idea. In fact, as simple as the invasion plans have always seemed, the whole abduction side of things has gotten really too complicated.

Women (and men, Duane Berry) are being abducted by the government using alien influenced aircraft. Fine. They take out the women's ova so that they can experiment on them to create alien/human hybrids. Fine. These hybrids are meant to help in the invasion and be resistant to the black oil. Fine. Tell me what in the hell the super soldiers are needed for? They are called "alien law enforcement" at some point but the bounty hunters were doing that pretty well. It seems we just needed a new wrinkle in the plans (maybe Brian Thompson didn't want to come back?)

So now, the questions are, where is Mulder? What's the deal with Scully's baby? Why wasn't he taken if he is so special? We get the weak tea explanation that Scully FORCED Mulder to go into hiding because his life was in danger (this is presuming Mulder would ever listen and leave the love of his life and his son exposed to harm). Whatevs. When stories like these muddy the myth waters, it is time to circle the drain.

This weekend: the final 6 episodes. What, if anything, will be resolved?

The Grand X-Periment Day 27

10/27/11

I know, what happened to Day 26? I skipped yesterday but doubled up on episodes the day before. I am in the home stretch and I can taste my freedom.

71) Three Words- Season 8, Episode 16. Hint: the three words aren't "I love you." Doggett finally meets Mulder in this one. Unlike Scully, Mulder immediately assumes that Doggett is working to screw over the X-Files (much as he assumed Scully was trying to do but, to be fair, she was). Through a series of carefully leaked clues, Mulder is lured into the Census database to find out why certain citizens with certain DNA profiles are being tracked (if you guessed it was because of the alien invasion you are right). Doggett realizes it was all a setup and saves Mulder from being killed. Mulder still doesn't care for him much.

If the census thing seems familiar it is because we learned that Jeremiah Smith was tracking certain citizens using the Social Security database way back in season 3. The whole plot hinges on a password ("Fight The Future") that happened to be the tagline of their movie. It all plays a little hokey and is sort of devoid of tension since we know Doggett is not evil. Mulder just comes off more hard-headed and dangerous than usual.

72) Vienen- Season 8. Episode 18- This had all the earmarks of a classic X-Files episode...a remote location, a "who is the real enemy" premise and a new character dynamic between Mulder and Doggett. After the black oil infects everyone on board an oil platform in gulf of Mexico except for two Mestizos, Mulder (unofficially) and Doggett (officially) go to investigate. Not a lot happens as our two heroes are even more passive than usual. A lot of the action seems to take place in the radio room with various parties destroying and repairing the radio for the oil platform.

I understand why there is only one real set, the budget is kind of blown on the entire platform going up in flames. By the end, this little stunt is the thing that finally gets Mulder fired from the FBI. At least he trusts Doggett not to screw the pooch anymore. I liked this one ok. They didn't do much with the premise. There is apparently a whole breed of Indian who are resistant to the black oil (good for them). Mr. Friendly from Lost is one of the chief black oil guys here (good to see him). I was also glad they remembered that black oil guys can irradiate people (a thing they seem to have forgotten since the first appearance).

With only three days to go, I have no idea how all this is going to get to the ending I remember from watching it the first time but I really hope they wrap things up well.

The Grand X-periment Day 25

10/25/11

67) The Gift- Season 8, Episode 11- This is not considered a vital episode but one website I went to said it was. They were kind of wrong. Doggett had found out that Mulder was dying of a brain illness before he vanished. He was in Pennsylvania a week before his abduction and, apparently, shot something or someone there. ALL SORTS OF SPOILERS FOLLOW...

This episode may have had one of the grossest monsters of the week. The soul eater is a shaman who eats sick people and throws them back up without their illness. But, he takes on whatever illness they had. Mulder tried to mercy kill him and but the guy survived, somehow. He never ate Mulder and never cured him.

This was, essentially, a monster of the week episode with Mulder's actions being used to draw Doggett into the story. Scully isn't in it at all. Pretty inconsequential, all told.

68) Per Manum- Season 8, Episode 13- This one is considered important. Women are giving birth to alien babies and Scully wants to make sure her baby is ok. We finally get the backstory (sort of) of how she got pregnant and who the father is (hint: it's Mulder). Adam Baldwin shows up as Rohrer (I believe he gets important later on).

This episode raises a lot of questions and pretty late in the game. Who is coordinating this vast web of doctors and military if the conspiracy no longer exists? Why bother impregnating women with alien fetuses if the black oil can just make new aliens out of humans without the 9 month gestation? It seems like doctors were harvesting these alien babies to study but this implies this is another faction working against the invasion. I guess I will see.

69 & 70) This Is Not Happening and Deadalive- Season 8, Episodes 14 and 15- I went ahead and watched these because I will be too busy to see them tomorrow. This two part episode brings Mulder back to Earth and introduces Reyes (the really open new female Mulder to John Doggett's skeptical Scully 2.0). Jeremiah Smith (remember him?) is picking up abductees and healing them before they succumb to comas and turn into aliens. Unfortunately, the FBI busts in on him and a cult who helps him before he can heal Mulder. So, Mulder appears dead.

They bury Mulder and everything then skip ahead by six months or so. Scully is visibly pregnant and about to go on leave. Billy Miles and some of the other abductees form the pilot return. Honestly, this one kind of pissed me off. The whole point of the time Cancer Man captured Mulder was because Mulder was resistant to the effects of the Black Oil. Krycek comes back in this one dangling a vaccine he says will cure Mulder but then Scully just finds a way to cure him with anti-viral treatments. MAYBE Cancer Man's operation left Mulder vulnerable again but then, how can Scully recreate the effects of the vaccine with common treatments when it took Bill Mulder and the Russians 40 years to make a vaccine? Or, if Mulder is still naturally resistant, why was his body still going through the stages everyone else was? This made no real sense to me and just seemed like a way to write Mulder back in with a bit of dramatic tension.

I am still on board, but just barely at this point. Shit better start making sense again soon.

The Grand X-Periment Day 24

10/24/11

65 & 66) Within/Without- Season 8, Episodes 1 & 2- And here we say goodbye to Duchovny for a little while. All told, he wasn't gone from that many episodes. I like how the falling dude from the opening credits turns into Mulder in this new version.

The creative team had a tough act to pull off here. They had to write out Duchovny, introduce Doggett (Robert Patrick) and turn Scully into the believer. Let us see how they pulled each off.

The overall plot of the thing is basically a search for Mulder. The Lone Gunmen help Skinner and Scully track the UFO that abducted Mulder to Arizona. Scully figures the aliens are after Gibson (!) who we haven't seen since the Season 6 premiere. Kersh has been placed in a deputy director position over Skinner (I don't know if I mentioned Kersh before but he was the seemingly crooked Assistant Director that Mulder and Scully ended up under when they were taken off the X-Files). Kersh places John Doggett in charge of the hunt for Mulder and he immediately pisses of Scully with his investigative techniques.

Doggett separately heads to Arizona because he believes Mulder is after Gibson. Doggett and Scully run afoul of the alien bounty hunter disguised as Mulder and things go south. Gibson is safe and Scully kills an alien making this episode a landmark for two reasons (they save someone they try to save and this is the first alien our heroes manage to kill). Doggett gets teamed with Scully on the X-Files and he is the non-believer paired with the 180 degree turned Scully. Mulder is surrounded by aliens and kind of fucked.

Writing Duchovny out of the show is not pulled off in the most elegant way. The aliens appear to be destroying all evidence of the conspiracy now that there isn't one anymore. Capturing Mulder and the abductees makes a lot of sense in this case. Leaving Scully alone does not. She, herself, is proof of the alien conspiracy so, leaving her unabducted seems nonsensical. Still, from all the hand wringing we got by Cancer Man last season, you would think the aliens would step up their invasion plans now that they know there is a human resistant to their infection.

The introduction of Doggett actually worked pretty well. I was shocked. Chris Carter sets him up as just another pawn of the corrupt power structure but Scully is able to shake him loose from his preconceived notions just enough to make his defection from Kersh's agenda believable. We are so used to other agents being threats rather than allies, the logical flow of these two episodes made perfect sense and seemed true to Scully's character (which is the important thing to maintain heading onward without Mulder).

Speaking of that, while her handling of Doggett makes perfect sense, her conversion to total believer does not. This is the problem with dragging out one's narrative. So, the entire character dynamic of the show is a believer and a non-believer approach scary shit in different ways. They are stronger together by being opposing forces. Both have to step up their fame to persuade the other. No duh, right?

As the seasons wore on, Scully got exposed to weirder and weirder stuff. She saw and survived alien abductions, alien parasites, alien bounty hunters and about 600 other alien related events. But due to the needs of the character dynamic, she had to deny everything she saw. There was that brief time in the...fifth season (I think) where she became less skeptical and Mulder became more but that didn't last very long. Scully just stuck to her guns that there was no such thing as an alien, dammit. Until this season. As soon as Mulder is gone, she is spouting things off to Doggett like "Yep, that was an alien bounty hunter, it can shape-shift and is after this little boy with alien DNA." Granted, she absolutely should believe in all that...it is just that she has made a career out of not believing it for 7 years.

The final turn of her character remains as unconvincing as her narratively convenient skepticism. If she had been shown to be on more of a journey into belief rather than an instant conversion, I would have been more sold. As it stands, Duchovny wanting to GTFO kind of hurt everything. Still, curious to see where this goes.

The Grand X-Periment Day 23

10/23/11

61 & 62) Sein und Zeit & Closure- Season 7, Episode 10 & 11- Leaping way forward, this is a sort-of mythology two-parter that is meant to put Mulder's quest for his sister to rest once and for all.

The first part (Sein und Zeit) was pretty awesome. It calmed me after the letdown of the premiere. A little girl goes missing and her parents (one of whom was played by the cult leader from the Red Museum ep, I am almost positive) are the obvious suspects. Mulder finds a connection between their case and a similar missing child case from 1987. It all leads to a super creepy scene where Mulder, Skinner and Scully bust into a Santa Land amusement park and find videos of missing children and then a garden of little graves. Chilling stuff. Add in Mulder's mother killing herself and you have scary mixed with dramatic in that way good X-Files pull off.

Even though the writing team stayed the same for the second episode (Closure), the treacle to awesome balance tipped way in favor of overly cheesy mysticism. I feel bad because I didn't judge Lost when it embraced hokey mystical ideas but the resolution presented here just bothered me to the core. Mulder is cool about his sister now because she is made of starlight and frolicking with the walk-ins? Whatevs. Lame. It just seems like adding jolly ranchers to a cupcake covered in sprinkles already...excessive and confusing. I liked it better when I thought Cancer Man raised her.

63) En Ami- Season 7, Episode 15- Written by Cancer Man himself this turned out to be a pretty good episode (except for a weird character choice at the end). Big SPOILERS if you haven't seen this one. You've been warned.

The whole thing is an elaborate con job Cancer Man plays on Scully in order to obtain a disc that contains a panacea for all human illness. Scully keeps Mulder out of the loop and Cancer Man has the pock-marked hitman from the X-Files movie following them around. I love a good con story and this one has all the right beats. From the "oops, my office no longer exists" moment to the revelation of the deft switch off of the discs. I enjoyed this one quite a bit.

At the very end, Cancer Man chooses to destroy the disc with the panacea. I know what they were going for, Cancer Man was choosing not to cure himself with his ill-gotten gains. He was also screwing over everyone who is sick in the whole world. So, not entirely noble.

There was a good episode in the second season where Mulder busts in on Cancer Man in his home, alone, watching TV and smoking. CM says something like, "Look at my life, no wife, no family, nothing to show for my existence." That really added a nice dimension to the character. Slowly, during all the revelations that CM banged Mulder's mom and fathered Jeffrey Spender with Cassandra, it seemed like the show was disproving that loneliness and that CM was only isolated because he wanted to be. This one brought the pathos back and made CM more of a tragic figure who pushes away chances at happiness to advance a greater scheme. Good stuff.

64) Requiem- Season 7, Episode 22- How time flies. Just yesterday I started Season 7 and now it is over. In a nice bit of symmetry, the case this episode brings our heroes back to the small town in Oregon that was their first mission together. This time, another freaking UFO crashes (worst. drivers. ever) and the alien bounty hunter works overtime to clean up the mess. This includes the surviving kids from the pilot episode (now older and moved into their adult lives).

It was neat to check in on characters that seemed incidental at the time. There was so much about that pilot that was mysterious when first watched (Ray Soomes tiny alien corpse, the missing time, the implants) that now make sense. Those lingering mysteries look kind of lame when compared with how people choose to move on after being involved in Scully and Mulder's weirdness. Some of them try to block it out, others used it to change their lives for the better.

Cancer Man (dying from the, sigh, DNA graft Mulder gave him back at the beginning of the season) is left for dead once again. Krycek messes up CM's hopes of restarting the conspiracy with just the two of them and Marita C. The bigger news is that Mulder gets abducted because of his special status. All of this blatantly orchestrated to write Duchovny off the show with the back door of bringing him back later if needed.

The whole thing has totally lost momentum. Without the human face of the conspiracy on the threat of the aliens, it seems aimless. We don't know the stakes or the conditions that must be met for the aliens to invade. We don't know if the rebels are still around. We do know that most of the creepiest aspects of the conspiracy are dead (the experiments, the hybrid clones, etc.). These eps were all new to me but I am super curious to see where things go from here. Terminator 2, here we come!

The Grand X-Periment Day 22

10/22/11

56) The Unnatural- Season 6, Episode 19- Duchovny wrote and directed this episode that has very little of him in it. He captures the ponderous ruminations of old men well as Mulder seeks out the brother of X-File founder, Arthur Dales. Dales spins Mulder a tale about a Negro League Baseball player in the 1940s who is secretly an alien. Our old buddy, the alien bounty hunter shows up and so does the Klan.

This is really a great big love letter to baseball. One of our would-be invaders is so enamored with the sport he betrays his own race to infiltrate human teams. Not once, but twice, someone's passion for baseball is mistaken for the love of a woman.

I have never been a big sports fan but baseball was always the most accessible to me. No complicated plays and a dozen moving pieces to keep an eye on...just a man (or four men at the most) against a field of enemies. When I lived in Boston, that was the height of my interest in the sport. Of course, up there, it is a religion.

Just like tales of aliens, peeking in on baseball culture is a fun diversion for me. Throw in a shape-shifting bounty hunter and I am yours for 45 minutes.

57) Three Of A Kind- Season 6, Episode 20- This is the follow-up to the Lone Gunmen focused The Unusual Suspects from a few seasons back. Mulder appears only as a voice. The Gunmen lure Scully to Las Vegas to help them find Susan Modeski (Byars lost love from the Unusual Suspects). He does find her, but she is in the arms of another man. Byars is sure she is being brainwashed but she is really just in love with him (Charles Rocket, rest in peace, plays the fiance). Even though he turns out to be evil, I really felt for Byars in this one. He just could not believe this woman he has obsessed over could have moved on since he never could.

There is a fun sequence in this episode where Scully gets drugged and becomes silly and flirtatious. I have never been more attracted to Gillian Anderson in my life. Her pouty looks when she is told she has been drugged are adorable. Special continuity bonus, when she is holding court in the hotel bar, none other than Morris Fletcher (from the Dreamland episodes) is one of her suitors. Of course, keep in mind that neither of them remember those episodes.

Just a rollicking good time. I wish they hadn't made Rocket a heel, just so there would be a real obstacle between Byars and Susan. But otherwise, a fine thing.

58-60) Biogenesis, The 6th Extinction and the 6th Extinction II: Amor Fati- Season 6, Episode 22 and Season 7, Episodes 1 & 2. These are a little troublesome and, honestly, I think I stopped the mythology at a good point in my original run.

A downed spaceship near the Ivory Coast is washing up in pieces covered in ancient Navajo script. And here I thought episodes like Two Fathers, One Son pulled in all the recurring players, there are people in this one we haven't seen in a long time. Deep Throat, Albert "A Long Time Ago There Was a White Buffalo" Hostein, Kristgau (from the "everything Mulder knows is a lie" storyline) and good old Cancer Man, Krycek and Diana Fowley are all here to party.

The bloody disappearance of a scientist leads Mulder to come into contact with a piece of UFO. He starts having crippling migraines and collapses, eventually being locked in the looney bin for extreme violence. It seems, sigh, that exposure to alien radiation has interacted with the black oil that has been dormant in his system (because of the vaccine, I guess?) and activated mutant powers within him that make him like the little boy (Gibson) from the end of Season 5. Mulder can now read minds.

Cancer Man twigs him as the messiah who can resist the black oil and help fight off the aliens. Cancer Man tells Mulder that he is Mulder's dad (which I think took place after the injection that sent Mulder into a coma) and whisks him away to the real Last Temptation of Mulder. Mulder lives out an alternate life where he marries Fowley and has kids and lives in a neighborhood with Cancer Man and Deep Throat. He even ends up with old age makeup and gets to act out a deathbed scene. Meanwhile, Cancer Man removes some DNA or some shit from Mulder to give himself the abilities Mulder had. It is kind of stupid.

Krycek goes around killing people (this time Fowley gets it off camera and Kristgau, cancer-the disease- gets Albert Hostein). Scully finds the key to all knowledge on the downed UFO in Africa and then loses it all to a zombie or something. This is the first time I felt like the show wasn't just spinning its wheels but looking frantically for a way to make the concept last past the sell by date. Duchovny was already making noise about leaving and demanding more time to follow movies. They are moving Scully into the believer position to take his place. It is all very inorganic.

I think the aspect of it that disappointed me the most was that Mulder keeps getting more and more special. It wasn't enough that he was the brother of an abductee, next he has to be the son of a conspirator and now he has to be the human who happens to be resistant to the black oil. I'm sure it will come out that his dad was somehow responsible but still. Nibbling at the edges of a vast conspiracy is far more interesting to me than being the lynchpin of it.

It happens in all hero's journeys I guess. Luke isn't just a farm boy, he is the last chance for the Jedi's. Neo isn't just a hacker or even just the next messiah, he is the one who can break all the patterns of control. X-Files seemed more vital when it was two versus armies of evil. Now, it has lost some of the luster. I am calling this as the turning point. Of course, I have 3 more seasons to go.

The Grand X-Periment Day 21

10/21/11

54) Monday- Season 6, Episode 14- Or as I like to call it, Groundhog's Day The Episode. The cold open is Skinner storming into a tense hostage standoff outside a bank. A woman runs up and tells him he has to stop what is coming. Inside we see Mulder bleeding out from a gunshot wound as Scully cradles him. A man with a gun freaks out when cops storm in and blows up the whole bank, killing our heroes and everyone else. So far, so X-Files.

After the opening credits we get Mulder waking up in his mysterious new waterbed (an aftereffect from the Dreamland story that no one involved in remembers). It has sprung a leak, soaking his floor, killing his clock radio and ruining his cell phone. Mulder has to pay his downstairs neighbors (by the way, how much would it suck to live under Mulder with the constant gun play and fisticuffs going on above you?) and he is late for work. We see the opening play out again but this time, the ending is slightly different. And then Mulder wakes up again...

Each time through the story, something subtle changes. The major beats are still the same (waterbed is always leaking, Mulder is always late for the most boring meeting ever) but the details are tweaked each time. Every time Mulder or Scully go in the bank, the bomb ends up going off. The only person who is aware of the replaying is the bank robber's girlfriend. She keeps trying to throw a wrench in his plans but it always goes the same way.

The resolution is sufficiently X-Filesarrific and dark. Mulder wanting to believe is the only thing that breaks the cycle. Scully's skepticism seems to perpetuate it. A fun episode all around.

55) Arcadia- Season 6, Episode 15- It was tough to pick between this one and an earlier episode called Terms of Endearment (where a demonic Bruce Campbell tries to plant his demon seed). Ultimately, this one won a spot in the marathon because of Mulder and Scully having to go undercover as a married couple. Mulder tries to take advantage of the forced closeness at every opportunity but it finally occurred to me how Scully generally sees Mulder. He is a big ol' dork. She loves him but, sometimes, he is like a kid with ADD and not half as charming as he thinks he is.

The gist of this one is that residents of a gated community keep vanishing when the break the rules of the neighborhood (no tacky lawn displays, your mailbox must me the right shade of beige, etc.). Watching Mulder screw with the status quo is fun. This isn't a very deep episode or anything. The threat is novel for the show (and luckily, I have been reading Dr. Sleepless so I know all about the monster in this one) and comes to a satisfying conclusion.

Tomorrow, my beloved Season 6 comes to an end with Duchovny's directorial debut, a sequel to the Lone Gunmen ep from last season and the three part finale/premiere that I have never seen before.

The Grand X-Periment Day 20

10/20/11

52 & 53) Two Fathers, One Son- Season 6, Episodes 11 & 12- Full disclosure, this is the last mythology episode I remember watching during the original run of the show until the finale. And watching these again tonight, I can see why.

This two parter brings in every major cast member: Mulder, Scully, Skinner, The Lone Gunmen, Cassandra Spender, Jeffrey Spender, Cancer Man, Diana Fowley, Krycek, The Fat Man and Marita C. As I was telling a friend tonight, this was the payoff to six years worth of mytharc. It really felt like a kind of ending (despite the fact it totally wasn't).

Cassandra Spender is the first perfected human/alien hybrid. Now that she is done, the conspirators have a choice: kill her and let the aliens think they are still working on the hybrid project or deliver her to the aliens and let colonization begin at once. Cassandra becomes a pawn in a chess game between Mulder and Cancer Man (one hoping to fight the future and one hoping to insure it). There are multiple flies in the ointment as the shape-shifting rebels try to screw up the plans and Jeffrey Spender is led astray by Krycek and his father.

By the end, (MAJOR SPOILERS) Cassandra, Jeffrey and all the conspirators are dead. Diana is shown to be in league with Cancer Man. Mulder and Scully are probably back on the X-Files. This all seemed the buildup to the end of the world but, no thanks to any of our heroes, the world is spared colonization for now.

It was very cool to watch all these relationships built up over the years bounce off of each other. Mulder finally gets to hear exactly what the masterplan is (hybrids are slave labor and, once the process of bonding was perfected, the conspirators and their families would become hybrids). I still haven't figured out why dudes were abducted along with women unless their sperm was being harvested like women's ova (although there are easier ways).

At any rate, a good, violent, twisty two-parter that made me feel like I was leaving the show on a high note. I am super curious to see where the next three seasons go.

Tomorrow, the last two eps I watched in their original airing until the end of the 9th season.

The Grand X-Periment Day 19

10/19/11

50) How the Ghosts Stole Christmas- Season 6, Episode 6- Another great one from Season 6 and another Christmas episode that is reasonable to watch at Halloween. Mulder and Scully go to a haunted house on Christmas Eve where the former inhabitants have one mission: drive the living to murder each other.

Chris Carter wrote and directed this one and it is a far cry from the never ending shots of Triangle. In this one, Carter gives us an old fashioned ghost story. A dark house, a stormy night, fleeting glimpses of shadowy figures in the lightning...all the tropes are here. For the first 20 minutes or so, things are genuinely creepy (especially after Mulder and Scully unearth two corpses in the den that are dressed like them). Eventually, Lily Tomlin and Ed Asner show up as the ghosts of two lovers who died in a suicide pact decades earlier.

Asner and Tomlin expend a lot of effort to convince Mulder and Scully that they are essentially lonely and need to die. Ironically, the ghosts themselves seem pretty lonely as they need to keep killing people so that more people will come to the house.

There are lots of good fake outs and, as an homage to classic haunted house movies, this is a decent one. Things get pretty bleak before an ending I still find heartwarming in the extreme.

51) S.R. 819- Season 6, Episode 9- As entertaining as this one is, it is a mythology episode that just takes us back to a previous point while introducing a new minor wrinkle or two.

We start with Skinner on a hospital bed, covered in purple veins and flatlining. A doctor says to let him die and we backtrack 24 hours to see how we got there. There is lots of drama about senate resolution 819 (which Skinner was investigating), Tunisian diplomats, physicists, nanotechnology and Mulder's old buddy, Senator Matheson. In the end, it is all just a plan by Krycek to bring Skinner back under the thumb of the conspiracy. And it works.

Skinner, as a character, loses a little of his sheen in this one. He has an internal monologue and a conversation with Scully about how he is tired of playing both sides of the fence (it was no coincidence he was portrayed as an American sympathizer within the Nazi party in the Triangle episode). He promises he will be more help to Scully and Mulder if he pulls through his weird illness. He does pull through, but since Krycek can gack him at any time, he goes back on his word and continues to not help our heroes. Perhaps he is thinking he can do more for them alive than dead but he just comes across as a bit of a coward. Not that Mulder needs someone else to die for his crusade, it just seems like a weak stance to take from a dramatic standpoint.

Speaking of, this was a long way to go for just this outcome. We learn nanotech is a thing, Matheson is probably an asshole and we already knew Tunisia was one of the conspiracy bases from the X-Files movie.

Tomorrow night we get to, I think, the last two mythology episodes I ever saw. They resolve enough issues for me that I didn't feel invested in the show anymore. However, some more of my favorite episodes from this season are still to come so I wonder if I saw these out of order?

The Grand X-Periment Day 18

10/18/11

48 & 49) Dreamland Parts 1 & 2- Season 6, Episodes 4 & 5. Another personal favorite that doesn't do anything for the mythology. Michael McKean (of Spinal Tap and Laverne & Shirley fame) guest stars as a Man In Black who switches bodies with Mulder after a UFO malfunctions over them. Mulder is stuck in the life of this schlub who has kids that hate him, a nagging wife and more office politics than productivity to deal with. Morris Fletcher, on the other hand, uses his new found freedom to try and screw anything that moves (including Scully).

McKean gets some of Mulder's mannerisms down pat (Jack pointed out the other night that Duchovny licks his lips when he needs to act nervous and McKean goes straight there as soon as they switch bodies). In order to not confuse viewers (I guess, or to give Duchovny the majority of the screen time) Mulder always looks like Mulder no matter what body he is in (and the same with Fletcher). Again, this is the kind of plot that only works after you have established the heck out of the characters.
Once Fletcher gets back to DC in Mulder's body he starts kissing the ass of AD Kirsh (our heroes' new supervisor) with vigor. How it takes Scully so long to figure out that Mulder isn't Mulder is a puzzlement.

They get lots of mileage out of the ripples of the space-time continuum. Lizards get their heads stuck in rocks, an Air Force pilot switches bodies with a Hopi grandmother and a couple end up melded together. There is a nice big explosion in part one. It also acts to address how bad a father or husband Mulder would be. He doesn't know not to fall asleep watching the porno channel in the living room or that teenage girls are hard to deal with. This won't be the only time this season that Mulder and Scully have to face domestication so it may be a running theme.

Anyway, fun but ultimately inconsequential two parter (the whole story is erased by the end). Fun mostly for everyone's reactions to the switch.

The Grand X-Periment Day 17

10/17/11

46) Drive- Season 6, Episode 2- Ah, this was not the episode I thought it was but as soon as I noticed Brian "Breaking Bad" Cranston was the guest star, I had to keep watching. It is becoming clear to me that there are more episodes I want to include than I originally thought from this season...such a good season...

At any rate, this is the X-Files riff on the movie Speed. Cranston and his wife are in a police chase that, as soon as it ends, makes her head explode. Through a series of unfortunate events, Mulder ends up carjacked by Cranston who must drive west faster and faster or his head will explode as well.

Scully gets the leg work on this one, figuring out what happened to Cranston (she luckily meets a deaf woman who is the key to the whole thing). It is a reasonably good hour if only for the dialogue between Cranston and Duchovny ("Mulder, that a Jew name?"). Vince "Creator of Breaking Bad" Gilligan wrote this episode and I would like to believe it is where these two first crossed paths (I have no proof of this).

So, not essential, not funny but good enough. Can anyone tell me which episode starts with the reveal of Scully in the trunk of someone's car? I thought it was this one but I was wrong.

47) Triangle- Season 6, Episode 3- Chris Carter does this time travel episode that finds Mulder in the Bermuda Triangle. The Queen Anne reappears after vanishing in 1939. Mulder goes to find it, gets lost at sea and is pulled aboard. He finds that the crew thinks he is a German spy. When he tells them they are all in the future and the war is over, they do not believe him. When he hears on the ship radio that Poland was just invaded, he realizes he is stuck in the past.

A couple of fun things in this episode to point out. Mulder runs into 1939 versions of all his supporting cast. Spender and Cancer Man are Nazis. Skinner is a double agent ("God Bless America, Move your ass" is a great line). Scully is a tough talking dame straight out of a Howard Hawks movie. The whole thing is very fun and leaves us wondering if Mulder dreamed it or it actually happened (there are some Wizard of Oz jokes, too).

The other fun thing is that Chris Carter wrote and directed this to be a series of long takes broken up only by commercials. Sure, there are hidden edits but the scenes all flow pretty seamlessly and the takes are extra long. It is a pretty impressive feat for a weekly TV show (the blocking alone had to be a nightmare). I would bet you $1000 the episode was filmed on the Queen Mary in California. The long,narrow halls make for some great visual tricks in the third act as Scully and the Lone Gunmen explore the ghost ship while Mulder and alternative Scully pass her by in a split screen.

Of course, this one should be famous for the long ass kiss between Mulder and alternative Scully. The kiss the fans were denied in the X-Files movie. I am officially a shipper for them at this point. The pay off in the hospital at the end is pretty darn cool.

I know this one is just a big gimmick but, dammit, I liked it.

The Grand X-Periment Day 16

10/16/11 ALL SORTS OF SPOILERS AHOY

44) The End- Season 5, Episode 20. Season five wraps up their short run with a supposed lead in to the movie. Really, there are only two things connecting this episode to the movie directly, the X-Files are shut down and the guy who kills off the botched assassin in this episode is the same guy who keeps killing people in the movie.

Otherwise, the main thing here is to cement that Cancer Man is back with the Conspiracy (brought in by Krycek, the gang's all here!). The Well-Manicured Man is considered soft. Mulder is back to believing and Scully is back to skeptical. All that is the window dressing and house keeping.

The main story is about a creepy kid named Gibson who can read people's minds because he has developed an abnormal part of his brain and has some alien DNA...kind of. An assassin tries to kill Gibson at a chess exhibition but kills a Soviet grandmaster instead, almost sparking an international incident. Jeffrey Spender (Cancer Man's son) and Diana somebody (Mulder's old partner/lover) begin taking more active roles.

As a character, Gibson is horrible. We are supposed to sympathize with the little shit but he just basically screams out for a wedgie. He keeps just dropping people's private thoughts out for public consumption and is not really likable. As a storytelling device, he is pure gold. He cuts through all the poses and half-truths people around him speak and just outs their true motives and fears. While it would be awesome to get him around Cancer Man or one of the Conspirators, he basically just talks smack about how Mulder is torn between Dana and Diana.

Getting all the pieces in place for the movie wasn't that hard (mainly because the pieces barely move on this show) but I was very disappointed that characters like Spender, Diana and Gibson were introduced only to be left out of the film. Speaking of which...

SPECIAL BONUS- X-Files: Fight the Future- This was the major motion picture filmed between seasons 4 and 5 and released between 5 and 6. A lot of it is devoted to getting non-fans up on who's who (which I guess is why important new characters like Spender and Gibson AND KRYCEK don't appear). While there are some deft ways of showing that Scully needs to see to believe and Mulder takes wild leaps, most of the rest of the movie is big special effect scenes and action set pieces.

The movie opens with Mulder and Scully in Dallas looking for a bomb in the building next door to the building the threat was called in on (after some caveman/alien fights and black oil shenanigans). Mulder finds the bomb by dumb luck and then John Locke refuses to disarm it and the building gets blown up. Corpses are found inside and our heroes are somehow blamed for this. Martin Landau pops up as a conspiracy theorist who points our heroes towards looking closer at the bombing.

Before long, Mulder and Scully have found more killer bees and some insidious corn. Scully is stung right as she and Mulder are about to kiss (cockblocked by a killer bee, my new album dropping this fall). We are now witness to a third type of black oil. Version one was a medium through which an alien entity jumped bodies and let people have radiation powers. The second type was the fatal or near fatal type that they gave Mulder and then cured him of. This type, infects you and then an alien starts eating your body from the inside out. Out pops a vicious, clawed beast that will mess you up...big time.

Cancer Man says they need to deliver an infected human to the aliens to let them know that we know what they are trying to pull. Scully is chosen as that person (Mulder gets shot in the head while she is taken!). Then, after a Lone Gunman cameo, Mulder gets told basically every damn thing about the conspiracy by the Well-manicured man. The bees and corn will serve as delivery systems for the black oil, which is how the aliens will colonize. The abductions are being done by the military in order to steal genetic material to make alien/human hybrids (who are resistant to the black oil) who can resist the colonization. This explains why the conspirators both arrange the abductions and help the alien bounty hunter kill those produced from them. The conspirators are playing both sides against the middle. Well-Manicured Man dies and his last act is to tell Mulder where to find Scully.

Mulder ends up in the arctic and sneaks on board an alien craft that seems to house hundreds of humans who are infected with the black oil. Mulder injects the Russian vaccine (stolen by Krycek in season 5) into Scully and it corrupts the whole ship, sending the aliens fleeing. By the end of the movie, the X-Files are reopened again, Scully is cured and all is right with the world.

I can see why this was not a global smash or anything. You had to be really invested in the mythology to get into all the revelations in this movie. There is even a bit of a showdown but no real resolution. It works a little like Serenity, I can't see it through the eyes of a non-fan because I was very much a fan when it came out. I just don't see what a non-fan would get from this muddled narrative. Lots of things happen, but I'm not sure why you should care. Definitely an indispensable piece of the puzzle, though. Mulder strikes a blow against the alien oppressors!

45) The Beginning- Season 6, Episode 1- So begins my favorite season. Relocated from Vancouver to L.A. to film, the energy is immediately different. They take a lot of narrative chances this season and try to keep any new fans hooked from the movie invested in the show. I don't know if they succeeded at all but it was a treat for hardcore fans like myself to see the characters placed in a variety of cool, new situations.

Before the real fun could start, we have to clean up last season's finale. Gibson is being hacked on by conspiracy doctors. A conspiracy scientist becomes infected with the black oil and produces a killer alien. Cancer Man uses Gibson to track the alien to a nuclear reactor (there is a funny Simpsons reference here). The biggest shock is that, even though the X-Files are reopened, they are given to Spender and a recovered Diana rather than Mulder and Scully. Scully has to really go out of her way to explain why she is still skeptical here but it kind of works.

The show ends with Gibson trapped in a reactor with a killer alien that sheds a layer of skin and ends up looking like the little wussy grays. The writers get a little more mileage out of Gibson but I was glad to see him go.

Tomorrow, proceeding with Season 6, Drive and Triangle.

The Grand X-Periment Day 15

10/15/11

39 & 40) Christmas Carol & Emily- Season 5, Episodes 6 & 7- These two episodes are omitted from the official Mytharc collection but that seems like a huge mistake. Just because Mulder isn't the focus doesn't mean these episodes have no importance.

In this two-parter, Scully is contacted by the ghost of her sister and led to intervene in the life of a little girl named Emily. Scully is convinced that Emily is the daughter of her deceased sister, born in secret and given up for adoption. The first episode has only one shot of Mulder in it so it is an all Scully episode. With the help of a San Diego detective, Scully finds out that Emily's adopted mother was murdered and even manages to catch the killer (kind of). The end of the episode is a big old reveal that Scully is actually Emily's mom.

Besides the ghost call, everything else is explained in part two. Mulder helps put together the pieces that Emily was made from the ovum stolen from Scully (Mulder found out about that in the Memento Mori episode). Mulder further discovers that the conspiracy is using elderly women to give birth to the hybrids made out of the stolen ova. I guess the precise mechanism by which the hybrids are born doesn't really matter but it does help make the big picture clearer. And we learn there is more than one shapeshifter on the conspiracy payroll.

However, they did lose a great opportunity to tie this all back into Roush Pharmaceuticals (the company said to have been pulling all the strings back in Redux). Instead they introduce Prangen Pharmaceuticals. Oh well.

The real pleasure of these episodes is in seeing Gillian Anderson just act the hell out of wanting a family. Perhaps I was more moved than I would usually be because of some personal stuff going on with me but this was yet another example of how Anderson really pulls off the heavy lifting (acting-wise) in this series.

41) Bad Blood- Season 5, Episode 12- Skipping ahead a bit, we land at one my favorite non-myth eps. Luke Wilson and that freckled kid from the Sandlot guest star in this Rashomon inspired episode.

This is always a fun gimmick for any show. AV Club accused Jose Chung's From Outer Space as being a Rashomon episode but it is pretty linear, we just get different parts of the narrative from different unreliable sources. Rarely did their stories overlap. When Mulder and Scully tell their versions of an investigation into vampire like murders, the results are very funny.

First off, the cold open is probably one of my favorites besides The Unusual Suspects. We see the kid from the Sandlot running through the woods at night screaming for help and being chased by a shadowy man. Finally, the boy trips and turns to find Mulder over him, wielding a stake. Mulder puts the stake through the kid's heart and pounds it in with a rock. As Scully catches up, Mulder looks kind of proud and points out the kid's vampire teeth. As Scully removes the false teeth, Mulder wears a completely screwed look and says "Oh Shi-" cut to the opening credits.

Scully's version of the story includes a lot of Duchovny's comedy, doing his dialogue at twice his normal speed. She obviously has a crush on Luke Wilson's local sheriff from the moment she sees him. Mulder's version paints Anderson as a whining harpy. It is all pretty fun stuff.

The way the whole thing resolves actually makes sense when you think about it and it is one of the rare cases where they both get to be right. Also, like Darkness Falls, they actually fail to protect themselves from the threat at hand. Fun stuff.

42 & 43) Patient X & The Red and The Black- Season 5, Episodes 13 & 14- You don't normal think of this show as having a huge cast but in this two-parter, there are a lot of moving pieces even with Skinner and Cancer Man playing very small roles.

Faceless versions of the alien Bounty Hunter are turning up all over the world to murder groups of abductees who are assembling to be re-abducted. Krycek gets to the site of one massacre in Russia just a little late but snatches up the only survivor before Marita C. can for the Conspiracy guys. Krycek beats info out of the boy, has the boy infected with black oil and then sews the boys eyes, mouth and ears shut to prevent the oil from escaping. When the poor kid dies at the end of the first part, it is kind of a blessing.

Meanwhile, we meet two new and pivotal characters. Jeffrey and Cassandra Spender are an FBI agent and his abductee mother (respectively). Jeffrey just wants to make a name for himself without people finding out about his mother and labeling him another Fox Mulder. Cassandra just wants to be abducted again like a space hippie.

Meanwhile meanwhile, Scully and Mulder have totally switched places. Mulder believes is no such thing as aliens. Scully is feeling drawn to a location to be abducted again. Scully buys into Cassandra's story a little too easily for my tastes. Scully's skepticism should not be that shaken. Mulder had decades to develop his beliefs and Scully is a total convert after four (most of them not that convincing)? Mulder jumping to conclusions and believing that everything he thought was true was a lie rings true to his character. Scully is usually more careful than this.

Meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile, the Conspiracy is all up in arms because they are caught between warring alien factions. The faceless bounty hunters are trying to prevent the colonization of Earth. The faced ones are still helping the Conspiracy.

By the end, Scully has almost been killed but switches back to being skeptical for some reason. Mulder has faith again after bumbling his way into a fight between the faceless and faced aliens. The Conspiracy have a vaccine for the Black Oil that Krycek stole from Russia so now they can resist their alien collaborators if they want to. Marita is outed as a sort of triple agent who screws over the Conspiracy and Krycek to get info to Mulder. Cassandra is abducted and Jeffrey Spender is revealed to be the long lost son of the Cancer Man. Whew...that is a lot of plot for two episodes and I am leaving a lot of it out.

For all the moaning and complaining about how slowly the mytharc moves, this one feels a little too fast. If I remember reading other things correctly, the alien rebellion is a loose end that never really gets resolved. Maybe that alone tells us that the Faced alien won the fight Mulder can't recall at the end? The writers had to get Mulder back to a level of plausible acceptance of weirdness and Scully back to being cynical so that dynamic could play out in the movie.

I think Gillian Anderson deserved another Emmy for having to play completely nonsensical emotional developments. From her super fast attachment to Emily to her Crazy Ivans in regards to her belief in UFOs, the writers have tasked her with moving through changes no one would ever go through.

Anyway, the big picture of the conspiracy is still surprisingly easy to keep track of. The movie tomorrow will kind of lay out the exact plan for colonization but attentive viewers know that all the pieces are in place. Black Oil is a big part, bees are important. Abductions and cloning play some kind of part. Hopefully, it will all work out in the end...right?

The Grand X-Periment Day 14

10/14/11

37) Redux II- Season 5, Episode 2- With all the set up from the previous two episodes, you would think this would be a big one and it kind of is. Scully beats cancer (was it the microchip that Cancer Man gave Mulder or Scully's faith in Jesus that saved her? As Mulder says, "we'll never know." This is a long parenthetical, huh?), Cancer Man gets shot (but no body is found) by the slowest hitman ever and Mulder's faith is shaken. Beyond that, there are lots of scenes in the hospital with Mulder worrying over Scully. Lots of scenes of Mulder and Kristgau testifying before the FBI panel. Lots of people trying to make various deals with Mulder.

Really, the only moment of tension is when Mulder decides to out who he thinks the FBI mole for the conspiracy is. He sticks to his guns that Skinner is innocent. Blevins (only important because he is the dude who first assigned Scully to the X-Files way back in the pilot) is outed and quickly killed.

I don't read the AV Club reviews until after I write my own for fear of contamination but the last round for Redux part 1 had an interesting factoid. Apparently, the movie was shot before Season 5 in order to be released after Season 5 ended (which all makes sense with post-production and such). So, essentially, the entire season is kind of in a predetermined trap. They know where everyone has to be by the start of the movie so they don't have a lot of leeway to play around this season. In a lot of ways, I think that challenged the writers to come up with some cool stuff like the next episode but left some wheels spinning when it came to the mytharc.

38) The Unusual Suspects- Season 5, Episode 3- This is not considered a vital episode but one I love dearly. In comic books, some of the most interesting stories are the origins and this episode allows the writers to give the secret origin of the Lone Gunmen and how they met Mulder.

The writers lift the general plot outline from the Usual Suspects in that Detective Munch (from Homicide and Law & Order SVU, and I don't mean just the actor, the actual character) grills Byers about why there is a bunch of blood in a warehouse but no corpse and Mulder was found naked and raving about aliens there. With it all set in 1989, we of course get a giant cell phone joke (which is double funny because the phones they consider sleek and cool look laughable now).

The way the hour gets us back to that point is pretty cool for the first half. Byers, Langley and Frohike are brought together by a mysterious woman who claims her daughter has been kidnapped and her ex is a psycho looking to hurt her. She spots her ex and hides, pointing him out to our Lone Gunmen (it is, of course, Mulder). As her web of lies and schemes unfolds, our boys learn for the first time that the government may be up to some shenanigans.

The whole thing even ends up being an excuse for Steven Williams to reprise his X character. We know Mulder was under some protection even then but we don't know why the Lone Gunmen were allowed to live and see the things they saw. Maybe everyone knew they would be marginalized as crackpots but it still seems like a big risk to take. I know this episode ends up with a kind of sequel later so I am looking forward to that.

Tomorrow, 5 more episodes from Season 5- Christmas Carol, Emily, Bad Blood, Patient X and The Red and the Black. Join me!